Still using the word “cock” in the british sense, essentially meaning “dickhead” or “asshole”. Also, the title is kind of misleading – I don’t see these woefully pimped rides on a daily basis. Maybe I should start doing “of the month” instead?
So, what do we have here?
- Bog-standard run-of-the-mill family station wagon? Check.
- After-market Lexus-style brakelights? Check.
- After-market bodykit? Check.
- Ludicrous exhaust? Check.
- Rims that don’t match your car in any way, shape or fashion? Check.
- Tinted windows? Check.
- Low-profile “racing” tires? Check.
- Tacky decal in the rear-window? Check.
Well, it seems you’re ready to hit the road!
