Solid Blog of Ise I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things

Still using the word “cock” in the british sense, essentially meaning “dickhead” or “asshole”. Also, the title is kind of misleading – I don’t see these woefully pimped rides on a daily basis. Maybe I should start doing “of the month” instead?

So, what do we have here?

• Bog-standard run-of-the-mill family station wagon? Check.
• After-market Lexus-style brakelights? Check.
• After-market bodykit? Check.
• Ludicrous exhaust? Check.
• Rims that don’t match your car in any way, shape or fashion? Check.
• Tinted windows? Check.
• Low-profile “racing” tires? Check.
• Tacky decal in the rear-window? Check.

Well, it seems you’re ready to hit the road!