A lot of hoopla surrounds the fact that Microsoft unleashes Windows 7 on the world this month. Personally I am less than interested in this fact, since October to me this year is Karmic-month.
I have followed the hype surrounding 7 with both a lack of interest and a slight amusement. Lack of interest because Microsoft lost my interest years ago, and lost me as a user three years ago. I have no particular interest in going back, and this makes all the marketing seem even more hollow to me.
The most amusing aspect of this whole thing is that Microsoft is trying to promote release-parties. Surely you’ve seen the commercial that’s being spread around the globe. I think it’s a laugh-riot. Microsoft trying to promote release-parties for their OS is as artificial as astroturf. It’s like IBM back in the fifties, where they forced employees to sing company-songs and have company-parties. It’s just artificial, and promotes only artificial loyalty.
Karmic is also going to have release-parties around the world, but since Linux (and in many ways Ubuntu as well) is a community-driven effort, the parties are not enforced by some corporate entity, but rather an outburst from the community in pride and happiness. In other words, not artificial.
I admit that I haven’t plumbed the depths of 7, but to me it just seems as Vista, but with less Suck. Admittedly, it’s not particularly difficult to make an operating system that sucks less than Vista. I believe that if I handed out laptops to a bunch of angry monkeys at the zoo, they could produce a better operating system simply by beating each other senseless with said laptops. Now, in many ways I’d say Windows Me was a worse operating system – and this would be true if you only counted the technical merits. But Vista promised so much and delivered so little nothing at all which makes it a much bigger letdown.
Plus, it’s still Windows. Even Windows 7 is at the core the very same Windows codebase that Microsoft has been pushing for years. Windows 7 is a reaction to all the hostility that Vista received. They took the same old tired codebase, fixed the major issues and released it as a “new” operating system. It’s Windows, with some features added to make it look shiny, and other less appealing features removed. It’s the same old dog with a new coat of paint and some new tricks.
Ah yes, the tricks. I’m amused at the level of pseudo-technobabble that Microsoft has to apply to everything it does now. When they invent steal something new to put in their OS, they instantly have to apply some hyperbolic label to it. It has to be called SuperSomething, AdvancedSomething, PreSomething.
No, Microsoft. You lost my interest somewhere between Windows 95 and 98, and you lost me as a user three years ago. Windows 7 will not get me back, since I don’t feel any passion for Windows, since Windows is a passionless operating system, and since the culture you promote is a rusty and more clunky version of the same monosphere that Apple promotes.
Me, I prefer the freedom to tinker.
Oh, and here’s a hilarious picture of Linus Torvalds outside one of your Windows 7-kiosks that you in your blundering stupidity decided to put outside a Linux-con in Japan.

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