Snart Fyller Jag 30 Igen

Ja, rubriken säger väl det mesta. Snart fyller jag 30 för andra gången. Ni är välkomna att anmäla er på mitt Fejsboks-event om ni vill komma förbi, äta tårta, snacka strunt eller vad det nu blir.

Linda gav mig i uppdrag att klura på födelsedagspresenter. Två av de blygsammare önskemålen är antingen en ny smörgåsgrill (den jag har nu håller på att falla i bitar) eller en fritös (så jag kan göra Tonkatsu eller Pizza Fritta) men för en stund sen kom jag på en tredje.

Den är dock för de som är stadd vid ganska ordentlig kassa, men det är ett genuint önskemål.

Om någon skulle vilja köpa en Philips LivingColors-lampa till mig i present skulle jag bli äckligt glad! Jag har varit förtjust i konceptet ända sedan de först dök upp för nåt år sen, och jag tycker det är ett supermysigt koncept. Jag är lite dimmig på var man kan hitta den, men nånstans borde den ju finnas.

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Kvittering

En prövande julafton på många vis, mestadels positiva. Men, jag fick ett önskeställ i julklapp och det gjorde mig glad! Nu ser det nästan ut som om jag faktiskt kan nåt om hur man spelar musik.

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Assorted Thoughts About The Asus eeePC 1101HA

My moms computer was dying, so she had me find a new one for her. After some comparison and weighing in the wishes she had (fairly portable, not costing a bloody fortune) I settled on recommending her buying an Asus eeePC 1101.

I helped her set it up this weekend, and it’s quite a neat little machine. Here’s some random impressions I got of it.

* Her unit was delivered with Windows 7 Home Premium and had twice the memory (2 gig instead of 1) and a bigger harddrive (250 gig versus 160) compared to what Asus lists on the website. I don’t see this listed on Asus website, but it appeared to be factoryinstalled.

* I found it rather ironic that Asus puts a really great, vibrant colorful HD-resolution capable display on a computer that simply doesn’t have enough oomph to play HD-content. The display is LED-lit and has a 1366×768 screen that would happily play 720p content. However, like I said – the machine just isn’t beefy enough to do that. Maybe I missed some setting, but I doubt it. Asus also makes a big deal out of this HD-capable display, but like I said – HD video on this thing, I don’t really see it happening. However, it’s absolutely gorgeous on a large-ish netbook. Bright, vibrant colors.

* The graphics adapter is a built-in Intel. This is probably the bottleneck for HD-video, and when Asus starts shipping the Nvidia Ion-equipped eeePC’s this problem with HD-video is probably a thing of the past. However, I found that the Intel-chipset barely has enough oomph to make Windows 7 with Aero run not too annoyingly slow. Things like Google Earth jerked around worse than Kathryn Hepburn on bad acid, albeit somewhat usable. If you buy one of these things expecting AMAZING 3D-performance you’re going to be badly disappointed.

* What the hell is wrong with Microsoft? While I think Windows 7 is an upgrade over Vista I still think it’s a laughably tired operating-system, and I question the wisdom of Asus putting it on a frickin’ netbook. Plug a USB thumbdrive in the computer and then wait 10-15 minutes while Windows 7 find and installs the driver? What the hell? Ubuntu does the same thing in less than five seconds.

* Also, despite Microsofts happy propaganda claiming Windows 7 is excellent for netbooks, my experience with this is quite the opposite. Windows 7 is probably a decent desktop-OS (if you can stand it being Windows) but on this netbook it feels slightly overwhelming – and this is a fairly beefy netbook!

* In fact, most of my complaints with this computer boil down to Windows. I didn’t feel like installing something lighter since it already came with W7, and the problem with a lack of native driver for the Intel-graphics on this particular model makes a decent alternative such as Ubuntu a no-go. This sucks, since Ubuntu would’ve been perfekt for this machine, but Intel refuses to release and kind of driver for this particular chipset and as such I figured, just leave W7 on it.

* The keyboard while somewhat cramped is actually quite nice. Good response, good feel, decent-sized keys for a somewhat large netbook.

* The touchpad has multitouch, which is kind of sweet. I always liked the two-finger scroll on Macs and you can do the same thing on this touchpad. Asus also mentions in the manual various tricky moves you can perform to zoom, but this is made impossible by two things. First, the small size of the touchpad prevents any finger-acrobatics unless you have fingers the size of toothpicks. Secondly, W7 has no nice zoom-function, so at least when I tried to do it nothing happened. It would’ve been sweet with Compiz, but alas, no such thing.

* Battery-time is listed at 9+ hours with the included 6-cell battery. I have absolutely no doubts that this is possible, if you turn the screen brightness way way way down and strangle anything that uses power. Essentially just sit there, stare at the desktop and occasionally move the mouse cursor to prevent the computer from going to sleep. In more real-world environments, with the brightness at a low-ish but tolerable level doing normal things the battery reported about 7 hours of useful capacity.

* The amount of crapware included with this machine was painful. Admittedly, it wasn’t a complete clusterf**k but it was quite annoying having to uninstall all the trial-versions of Microsoft Office (if memory serves me three different versions were available), frickin Microsoft SQL Something-or-other, two trial-antiviruses and 2-3 other minor annoying applications. At least they didn’t include useless crapola such as dvd-recording software on a machine with no optical drive.

* My dear mother went for the blue color, depicted below. I’ve gotta say, it’s one of the prettier computers out there. First off, for a laptop it’s tiny which shoots the cute-factor way up high, but then it has this gorgeous blue paintjob on it. It’s quite dark, if the room is murky then it looks almost black but in lighter conditions it’s almost a lovely candy-blue.

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Prepare For “Ludicrous” Speed

This is the fanspeed reported by i8k on my recently inherited free second-hand laptop running Ubuntu. Notice anything?

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The speed reported is… well… slightly exaggerated. 70k plus revs per minute? A jet engine powering a jumbojet doesn’t spin that fast. Methinks the speed is erroneously reported…

If Operating Systems Were Cafés

In a burst of caffeine-fueled energy, inspired by this article I wrote the below piece on how operating systems would be if they were cafés. I didn’t like the original article and here’s my take on the same concept. Of course it’s filled with my own opinions, caveat lector.

Microsoft Café: To enter you first have to agree to a EULA stating that Microsoft cannot be held responsible for anything that you do while inside café, nor can they in any way be expected to provide service or any kind of warranty. Also, simply to enter the café you have to pay various fees depending on where in the café you want to be seated. If you pay the most expensive price to be seated in the “Ultimate” room you’re promised to be pampered and receive free gifts, however none of these ever materialize, usually with some hollow excuses to the effect of claiming that shipping has been delayed. They recently redecorated and now heavily style the café with smoked and frosted glass, while previously it looked as if the interior was designed by Fisher-Price. When you ask what they serve the reply is “nothing” since you’re expected to purchase any beverages or snacks from other vendors and bring with you into the café. When you ask how the café is funded, or how it’s run you get the reply that the source of that information is only available to the management of the café. Every so often the chair randomly explodes under a customer for no apparent reason, and everyone simply accepts this as normal procedure.

Apple Café: The café is nice and shiny. Lots of metal and glass, and there’s neat little tricks that the chairs and tables can do. However, the entire café is run by one person, and is heavily decorated with pictures of him. The coffee and snacks are horribly expensive, even though the ingredients are virtually the same as any of the other cafés albeit a little prettier to look at. Most of the patrons are dressed in identical blue jeans and black turtlenecks, and will viciously attack any other newcomer who voices even the slightest criticism of the café. The chairs don’t explode quite as much as at the Microsoft Café but they will do so occasionally. A much more frequent occurrence is inexplicably being hit in the face by a vividly colored beach-ball. There’s also a very limited menu, and when you ask for something that isn’t on the menu the rude staff will look strangely at you and ask “why would you want that when we have everything you need right here”.

Linux Café: It isn’t so much one café as a bunch of different cafés working together with similar menus and similar furnishings but with many minor differences. Everything inside the café is free of charge, and you can bring the coffee with you home or give it to friends. The staff is regular people just like you who all take turns working at the various cafés, and you notice that many of them seem to work simultaneously at many of the different cafés within this franchise of sorts. You inquire as to how the café is run and without question you’re furnished with copies of every invoice, every order, every business deal the café (and others) has ever done. The interior of the cafés are easily re-arranged to your taste, and if you want to start your own café you are promptly provided with the necessary tools to do so. Also, the café is capable of not only traveling through time and space, but it can also convert into a church, a stable, a farmhouse or a dormitory if the need for such should arise. The menu in this café is incredibly vast and they serve approximately 20.000 different varieties of coffee, have about 30.000 types of biscuits, cookies and other delicacies as well as serving multiple types of food from all over the world. Everything free of charge, of course. You’re also encouraged to contribute your own type of coffee-drink or snack, either from scratch or adapting an already existing type of food.

Vilse

Jag känner mig väldigt vilse i mitt liv. Behöver hjälp, vård, omtanke. Jag känner mig som ett rådjur som tittar förskräckt in i lyktorna på den snabbt annalkande långtradaren.

Det jobbigaste är att jag inte orkar skriva om hur jag mår, för det känns för stort, och för att jag inte längre känner att jag har orden eller orken att skriva om det samt (och det här är nästan värst av allt) att jag inte längre känner att jag litar på min egen blogg.

Det är knappt jag orkar prata om det heller, för den delen. Jag skulle behöva nån som tog hand om mitt liv åt mig, medan jag återhämtade min styrka.

Efter nio år känns det bara så tröstlöst…

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Utvärderingen Avklarad

Idag har jag varit på utvärdering på psyket, inför min framtida behandling.

Det var smärtsamt, men skönt att få bollen i rullning.

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Årets Julklappar

Julen börjar närma sig och jag har fått frågor om vad jag önskar mig i julklapp. Normalt så önskar jag mig faktiskt ingenting i julklapp utan blir glad vad jag än får, men eftersom människor är envisa så har jag klurat lite på vad som hade varit roligt att få. Jag har de flesta sakerna jag vill ha, men här är två saker som jag skulle tycka var kul.

Först den dyra, enormt fjantiga men ändå så fräcka grejen. Det här är en total “till han som har allt” julklapp. Jag pratar om det lilla partypaketet från Ljudia. Rökmaskin, discokula, färgat ljus och ett stroboskop. Ditt för 849 kronor.

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Den mer seriösa, och mer rimligt prissatta önskningen jag har är ett keyboardställ. Jag blev i våras ägare till en blå synth av diskutabel men underhållande kvalité och har sedan jag börjat plinka på den insett att jag behöver ett bättre ställ än mitt soffbord. Därför vore det lite nice om en hård julklapp bestod av ett någorlunda ordentligt ställ i liknande modell som det som säljs på bl.a. 4Sound.

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Om ingen av dessa julklappar faller dig på smaken eller ryms i din budget blir jag glad vad jag än eventuellt får – presentkort för en spa-dag, kalla hårda kontanter eller vad nu din budget och givmildhet rymmer. Förra året fick jag raggsockor och lösté av Jenny, och det är en present som fortfarande värmer mig och mina fötter.

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Black Tuesday

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Until the end and back again
Defiant to the last man
‘Til there’s nothing left
To fight against
No surrender