I have a secret. A dark, furry secret with big teeth. Well, not so much a secret - more like a bear, really. 2 hours ago
Methinks it might be time to take out the trash that's been in the hallway for a day or so. When I got back home it said "hullo" and burped. 4 hours ago
dear flies, wasps and other assorted flying insects who mistakenly believe my open balcony door is an invitation inside: GTFO! 1 day ago
The world is growing loud. It's time for us to fade away. I wish that I could stay. 2 days ago