Årets Julklapp(ar)

Jag gillar julklappar. Vill ni ge mig en julklapp så blir jag glad oavsett om den är stor eller liten, dyr eller billig. Men om ni känner att ni vill ta på er spenderarbyxorna så finns det faktiskt två saker som jag önskar mig. Den första är en praktisk sak som jag drömt om i flera år och som nu börjar bli kritisk. Den är även ganska dyr. Det är kort och gott en ny väska. Jag drömmer om en specialbeställd Timbuk2 och de är inte gratis. Inklusive frakt från USA (för det går inte att beställa en med mina specifikationer i europa, jag har kollat) så blir prislappen ca 200 bucks, vilket i svenska pengar (och i skrivande stund) motsvarar ca 1500 svenska kronor.

Ja, den är inte gratis, men om ni vill ge mig hela eller delvis blir jag glad. Min nuvarande väska har efter tolv år av användning nått pensionsåldern. Den har börjat falla isär på allvar, och även om jag kanske kan fortsätta använda den ett halvår till så vill jag inte att den rasar isär när jag behöver den som mest.


(Bilden ovan är bara demonstrativ. Min väska kommer att ha andra färger och andra tillbehör)

Den andra och betydligt mer meningslösa men ändå underhållande julklappen jag önskar är ett Useless Machine-kit. Ja, den mackapären fyller inget som helst syfte, men det säljs färdiga kit som man kan bygga ihop själv, och jag hade tyckte väldigt mycket om ett sånt. Med det sagt, om du står i valet och kvalet så tar jag hellre en väska.

För en demonstration av hur oanvändbar den här maskinen är rekommenderar jag nedanstående video:

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Ginormic Ball-Bearing

Another fun picture from work. Or well, this was at one of the local schools when we were returning/picking up computers. I waited for a few minutes while my co-worker got the keycard sorted out, and I happened upon this absolutely GIGANTIC ball-bearing that was sitting there in the middle of nowhere. I have no freakin’ clue where it’s from, but it was humongous.

This is not a close-up shot either, I stood approx 2 meters from it, and it was maybe 1½ meters in diameter. Quite large. I tried pushing it, just to see if it was real (and not some weird-ass prop or something) and it didn’t budge in the slightest.

Another Day At Work

So today at work I needed to find some spare parts for this one thing, and I went poking around the storage room again. You can find many wondrous things there.

Such as this completely ancient Commodore Business Machines 5.25″ floppy drive. DUAL DISKS BABY!

That’s just the drives. It’s housed in some kind of metal contraption which connects to the terminal/computer. I didn’t photograph that thing. I also found the monitor for the $WHATEVERTHING and it looked basically like a 1950s style television set. No photos of that either.

Y’all need some spare parts for your Amiga 500? I gots them right here. A pile of junked Amiga 500s, no clue if they’re salvageable.

Photos below wasn’t from the storage room, but rather a HP ProBook with a snapped hinge. Quite impressive. I wonder how $USER managed to do that?

Multitasking

Or How To Do Keep In Touch With Girlfriends While Performing Household Tasks.

1. Take one small-ish portable computer with decent battery-time.
2. Open cabinet.
3. Insert computer into cabinet, standing it on shelf.
4. Use Skype to talk to girlfriend while doing dishes!
(5. Optional – use headphones so you can hear her voice over the clanking dishes and gurgling water.)

Also recommended to use is a laptop with a noise-cancelling microphone.

Light Pollution

I don’t like lights. Or rather, I don’t like unnecessary lights. This is especially true when it comes to consumer electronics. I never was much fond of computer with shitloads of illuminated fans, LEDs and cold-cathode tubes making them blue or green or whatever.

Sure, I thought they were a little neat, but I also knew that if I had something like that at home I would quickly start getting annoyed with it. I’m more of a “less is more” type person, and I always think that form should follow function and not the other way around.

Which leads me to light pollution. No, not that type of light, but rather the pollution of many illumination sources.

Because I have several sources of light pollution at home, and I try to minimize them as much as possible. When I call it quits for the day, I want my apartment to be dark. I don’t like unnecessary LEDs or illumination to pollute my nice, quiet and dark apartment.

I built my computer into a case with only one LED, and even that is too much which is why I tend to cover it up. I’m considering unplugging it. I don’t need a blue LED to tell me my computer is on – I know when my computer is turned on, thankyouverymuch.

My keyboard is a Logitech Illuminated, which thankfully has a button to disable the illumination. My mouse is a Razer that has a well-lit and admittedly cool-looking blue illuminated scroll-wheel. This LED can be turned off in the driver, which unfortunately only works for Windows users. I tend to just cover the mouse with something when I leave the computer for the night.

Not to mention the other LEDs around my apartment. A small glowy red thing on my receiver, the two white ones on my WDTV Live and the annoyingly bright blue one on my flatscreen when it’s in standby. The numerous LEDs on my network switch and IP-phonebox. The red/green combo on the back of my subwoofer, red when it’s in standby and green when it has a signal. And so forth and so on.

Most of these I can ignore since they’re fairly subtle. The one on the flatscreen is an exception, it’s blue and surprisingly bright. It only shines when the television is turned off, which I think is a bit ironic – I know it’s turned off, why do I need a blue LED to inform me of that?

Which leads me to the point of whining about light pollution in my home.

Yesterday I bought a set of three strips of LED lights. In my case I wanted to put them behind my flatscreen and provide some nice cozy illumination in an otherwise rather dark part of my living-room. Because, even though I dislike unnecessary lights, I do like lighting as a part of interior decorating.

The results were quite lovely, and it was a cheap purchase that enhanced the quality of my living-room quite nicely.

Except for one thing.

The switch to turn on power to the LEDs is a translucent plastic thing. And when the lights are turned off, the switch itself has a blue LED that turns on. What the hell? It’s as if someone felt that when I turn off one set of lights, I should want another one to turn on instead. As you can see in the below provided photo it’s really, really bright.

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? Yes, thank you. I KNOW the lights are turned off, I don’t need some bright-ass LED to inform me of this.

Update: The other day I disassembled the above-mentioned light-switch. I was planning on simply removing the LED, but it turned out that the switch actually needed it to function. I could’ve replaced the whole switch, but instead I solved it ghetto-style – I wrapped the bright blue LED in two layers of duct-tape. After this surgery the switch still glows, but at only a fraction of the brightness from before.

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To Tweet Or Not To Tweet, That Is The Question

… or, Why Should I Keep My Facebook-Account?

A while back I got myself an account on aforementioned website. I think it was in 2008, some time. Compared to many other social networks that I’ve become a member of, Facebook then seemed a lot nicer. People used their real names, had actual photos of themselves rather than some celebrity or lookalike, and also the somewhat strict and spartan design of the site meant that unlike hell-holes like MySpace you couldn’t do much in the way of fucking up customizing your profile.

So it seemed okay.

But recently there’s been a lot of changes that have made me lose what little affection I had for Facebook. Chief among these have been the draconian changes to privacy settings, but there was a lot of other things that changed too. In fact, the only thing I still really like about it is the status-updates. It’s an easy way to keep in touch with friends, and an easy way for me to dole out whatever brainfarts I get.

So last night while I was waiting for sleep to happen to me, I started thinking. Thinking about my Facebook-activities and parts of my online activities overall. I don’t blog as much as I used to, for example. There was a time when I would spew out long, rambling stuff on a daily basis. I don’t really do that as much any longer, not because I don’t enjoy writing but simply because I’ve grown a little tired of blogging and feel that my writing abilities could be focused on other ventures. So, blogging has been put on the back-burner, and occasionally I feel bad about it, but it’s really just evolutionary – maybe someday I’ll be back to producing mind-numbing tedious rants on a daily basis again, who knows?

I also started thinking about how I like the status-updates type thing on Facebook, which is essentially a type of micro-blogging. The problem there is that you basically have to be a member of Facebook and a friend of mine there to see them. I’ve locked down my privacy settings as hard as you can, and that keeps them pretty private.

But it would be nice to have some way of communicating these small brainfarts to the rest of the world, outside of the iron curtain of my Facebook privacy settings. Which led my thoughts to Twitter.

Now, my official disposition to Twitter is utter contempt. I actually do like the concept of microblogging but I dislike Twitter and the whole culture of tweeting and blapping and retweeting and booming and jonesing and poppin’ and lockin’ and whatever other jargon they use. Every time I’ve encountered Twitterites (Twitters? Twitterers? Tweeters?) I’ve always gotten the impression that to use the service you have to buy into the whole culture. This annoys me. I want to use it my way, not the same way as everyone else. But maybe that’s just me being stubborn and backwards and get-off-my-lawn-you-damn-kids type grumpy.

Secondly, if I’m gonna go for the tweeting then I want a mobile way of doing it. As it is, I’m locked down to my computer to twitter stuff, and when I have a brain-fart on the go I’d need some type of mobile device to do this. My current phone is a SonyEricsson K750, it’s going on a bit over five years old and while surprisingly capable it still is pretty dumb. But I like it fine, it still works great and apart from some minor scrapes a bruises it’s essentially in mint condition. Maybe there’s some Java Twitter or something for it? I’ll better check that out.

Now, return to Facebook. I’m seriously thinking about ending my tenure there. The annoyances are becoming to severe. But, I still want to be able to give y’all status updates. Thus, Twitter seems like the perfect replacement. At least until Diaspora goes online in half a month or so, and I’m very curious about that thing. But Twitter exists and is ready.

I’m not sure about these plans either. This is essentially just me ventilating my thoughts, which is why you have a blog.

Remembering Colors

Yesterday an interesting little bit of trivia happened to me. As I was cooking dinner there was a knock on my apartment-door. Outside was an unfamiliar man, but he presented himself as my upstairs neighbor and informed me that their daughter had accidentally managed to drop some yellow doodad on my balcony, and could she have it back?

I confirmed that such a thingamabobber had indeed fallen on my balcony the previous day, but it was not yellow in color – it was purple. Yeah sure, that’s the one! Smiles all around as I quickly venture into my living room to fetch the aforementioned dohicky and return it to Daddy.

Funny though, because the doodad in question turned out to be teal in color. Neither yellow nor purple.

It’s interesting how poorly the brain seemingly remembers the color of things. This is not the first time that I’ve been mistaken about the color of some item. Interesting that we both completely mistook the color of this plastic thingamajig.

I Want It: Dishrack

I find a lot of more or less creative solutions and industrial designs when I surf around the web. The stunning majority of them are crap – exercises from over-educated design students, and very rarely grounded in reality. Either they’re unrealistic from a technological standpoint, or they’re simply too weird or expensive to feasibly put into the real world.

But occasionally I find things that are funny, smart and would work. The funky baroque outdoor chairs are examples of that. Here’s another one.

This is a new take on the old dishrack, and I think it’s really clever. Whenever I have to handwash any dishes I often tend to get annoyed by the inflexibility of unmodular dishracks. They can’t be reconfigured and they only work in a certain way or setting. This one changes that, and I think it’s quite smart.

Now, where can I buy one?

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Out of Touch-Politicians

Matt Bors surprisingly often amuse me with his satirical comic strip “Idiot Box” and now he does it again. There are many things that annoy me about the world today, and one of the bigger annoyances is politicians who are completely oblivious about the things they’re acting on.

Politicians deciding things about the Internet are very high up on that list of annoyances, since they all decide things about the Internet without having even the slightest clue as to what it is, how it works, or why they should keep their corrupt hands off of it.

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A Boring Movie

This is what happens when you’re bearded, watching a really boring movie and your hands are a bit restless.