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Spyker Needs To Make A Retro-Styled SAAB

Posted by isecore on 15th February 2010

Not too long ago it became clear that dutch company Spyker will be purchasing SAAB Automobile from GM for a lot of money. I’ve been a bit split about this, but it’s not like I have a lot of say-so in the matter. I think GM is throwing away a big and almost vital piece of their own technology, since most of the other GM-produced marques such as Cadillac depend heavily on SAAB-developed technology.

None the less, the sale will happen. I stumbled upon this little article which urges Spyker to re-introduce a SAAB-branded Sonett, and I’m totally for that.

However, when I started thinking about this whole retro-thing I realized there’s a better candidate for Spyker to bring back. As the above-mentioned article says there’s lots of companies who’ve had success at bringing back retro-styled models. I for one love the new Fiat 500 which is just so cute and sexy. BMW brought back the new Mini, and lest we forget the questionable decision VW made a decade or so back to bring out a retro-styled bug.

So I got to thinking… Why not bring back a retro-styled SAAB 93? The 93 is a classic SAAB, and it’s a damn cute car, especially the ones from the mid to late 1950s. I think this would be a much better choice of introducing than the Sonett, which despite all it’s good things has some issues. The first one is that the Sonett would be yet another two-seater pseudo sportscar, while a retro-styled 93 has a backseat and could function as a family car while at the same time being a neat and sporty hot hatchback type vehicle. We shouldn’t forget that SAAB had quite good results in various rallies with the 93 and similar vehicles back in the day.

I mean, just look at the SAAB 93 from 1959. Doesn’t it just scream out for a retro-makeover and being built with modern technology? Replace the nasty old two-stroke engine from the original with a nice little hybrid and I think it would give the beloved Prius a run for its money. Make a funky, nice retro-styled SAAB 93 with the original suicide-doors, let people have plenty of options when it comes to color and addons and I wouldn’t be the least surprised if it could enjoy the same success as the Fiat 500.

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My First Muscle-car!

Posted by isecore on 10th August 2009

For some time now I’ve nourished an interest in classic and somewhat exotic cars. Mostly these have revolved around American (and some Australian) muscle-cars. It’s a well-known fact that I’m a big fan of the 1968 Dodge Charger, and I dream of owning one some day.

Well, a few days back I actually bought a car. It’s my second-favorite classic muscle-car, and I bought it despite lacking a drivers license. It’s a 1970 Dodge Challenger. No, it’s not alpine-white (my preferred color) but instead it’s a mean hemi-orange. It also has a shaker-hood, and it looks totally badass.

Here’s a picture of my new car:

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Okay, fine. It’s a hot-wheels car and is approximately 2 cm long. But it’s all mine! Some day I’ll take it on a road-trip around the block. It’ll kick ass!

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Hot Diggity!

Posted by isecore on 28th June 2009

Yesterday was Wheels-cruising here in town. Of course, as usual I didn’t know about it until it was over.

But yesterday evening as I was walking back to my apartment I had to cross the street not far from it. It’s a red light and I pushed the button to signal my wish to cross. A few cars are pulling up, but the light will turn and stop them.

And lo and behold, the second car was my dream car. A 1968 Dodge Charger. I was rubbernecking like crazy while crossing the street, staring at this muscle-car legend. It was a very dark bottle-green, not the color I’d prefer, and it had the horribly ugly vinyl-roof, but it was an actual Charger.

It had R/T badging and I could hear the large 440 V8 burbling and gurgling happily while the driver waited for the light to turn green again. I crossed the street, a few moments later the light went green and the burbling disappeared, replaced with a godlike thunder as the driver opened the throttle and accelerated.

It was glorious.

Update: In case you’re wondering what the abovementioned godlike thunder sounds like, I give you this Youtube-video:

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Cock Of The Day

Posted by isecore on 10th June 2009

Still using the word “cock” in the british sense, essentially meaning “dickhead” or “asshole”. Also, the title is kind of misleading – I don’t see these woefully pimped rides on a daily basis. Maybe I should start doing “of the month” instead?

So, what do we have here?

  • Bog-standard run-of-the-mill family station wagon? Check.
  • After-market Lexus-style brakelights? Check.
  • After-market bodykit? Check.
  • Ludicrous exhaust? Check.
  • Rims that don’t match your car in any way, shape or fashion? Check.
  • Tinted windows? Check.
  • Low-profile “racing” tires? Check.
  • Tacky decal in the rear-window? Check.

Well, it seems you’re ready to hit the road!

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Repost: Cock Of The Day

Posted by isecore on 6th May 2009

—— This is a repost of one of the recent entries from before my reboot. ——

I wonder how many people will find this entry for all the wrong reasons. I use the word “cock” here in the same sense as the presenters on Top Gear (and thus by extension I would assume most of the british continent) meaning essentially “dickhead”.

So anyways, I think of the family sedans available the second-latest generation Volvo V70 is a fairly good-looking car. I just wonder what went through this cocks head when I put the most outrageous Pimp My Ride On LSD-style rims on it? Midlife crisis?

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Gary Dourdan’s Abomination

Posted by isecore on 2nd March 2009

I have a big interest in cars. Especially classic muscle-cars tickle my imagination quite a lot. My absolute favorite among muscle-cars is the 1968 Dodge Charger, which is easily one of the coolest cars ever produced in my opinion. The fabled Mustang can’t hold a candle to it as far as I’m concerned.

So the other night I was slacking off and zapping around the boob-tube and I came across a show called Street Customs. It features West Coast Customs, of “Pimp My Ride”-fame but in their new and much bigger locale. The tone is also much less wacky than Pimp My Ride, and focuses on the various customers and builds produced there.

(Now, before I launch into the tirade I have planned, I gotta say that I find that the more corporate a car-customizer company gets, the more bored I am. When I see shows about custom cars it’s usually the small garage-companies that I feel most akin with, not the huge, gaudy factories such as the one WCC has become)

The episode in question features Gary Dourdan. Gary plays (or used to, I think his character got killed off) Warrick Brown on CSI: Las Vegas. I can’t really comment on Gary as a person since I of course have never met him, but judging from the show he has as a taste in cars that is as tasteless as it is eccentric.

He came in and wanted a Dodge Charger – but with a twist. He wanted a brand-new Charger, but that they should chop off the entire body, keep the chassis, engine, various struts and stuff and plunk a 1968 B-body Charger on top of this thing.

Alright, fine. I figured this was a wacky enough pursuit and since I like the ’68s I decided to watch it.

Well, the resulting car can only be called an abomination in my eyes. It’s a faux-charger, and it looks absolutely awful. First off, why would anyone want a candy-apple green Charger? Chargers should come in strong base-colors. Black, red, orange. Whatever. Not candy-apple Green.

Secondly, everything about it clashes with everything else. The dashboard and all of the interior such as seats are from the “new” Charger. This looks completely out of place with the old body. It’s just awful. To make it even worse, he asked for a confederate flag on the roof – but in african colors! This makes the whole car look even more hideous.

So, this is an abomination. This is a Frankencharger, and not in a good way. Just look at the photos. Anyone with any love for the ‘68 Charger will absolutely loathe this creation. Just look at how the dash clashes with the line of the windshield, or how the wheels look completely out of place. Awful!

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Top Ten Coolest Movie-Cars Ever!

Posted by isecore on 26th November 2007

There are several really cool cars in the world of movies. I decided to list the top ten in my opinion coolest cars that ever thundered across the screen. The criteria set was that it had to be a car (no motorcycles, boats or such) and that it had to be contained within the world of the big-screen – no TV-series cars! This quickly turned out to require quite a lot of thinking and consulting my movie-collection in order to find the top ten cars of movies – but I succeded and here they’re presented in reverse order.

Buckle your seatbelts, here we go!

10. 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 (Essentially every Sam Raimi-movie ever produced.)

Unfortunately I couldn’t locate a decent picture of this car, but it’s well-known to fans of Sam Raimis movies. As most people know, Sam started off directing somewhat weird horror-comedies (Evil Dead) and gradually upgraded himself to hollywood-blockbusters such as the Spider-man-movies.

Back to the car though. We who have loved Sams stranger works are well acquainted with the beige Olds for many years. It’s first appearance was as the car that brought Ash and his girlfriend to that evil little cabin in the woods. The car itself belonged to Sam Raimi himself, and rumor has it that the same exact car (or at the very least the same model) makes appearances in every movie Sam has directed since then. Personally I haven’t been able to confirm this, but I know for a fact that it has cameos in many of his movies – among them Spider-Man from 2002.

Trivia: The third and so far last part of the Evil Dead-series of movies (Army of Darkness) told the story of how the powers of the Necronomicon transports Ash to the dark ages. He didn’t go there alone, however – the beige Olds was also sucked into the vortex. There’s a very memorable scene in which Ash opens the trunk of the Olds, and it is briefly shown to contain everything from chemistry-books to bottles of Coca-Cola. What makes this extra hilarious is that word around the campfire has this to be the actual contents of what was in the trunk at the time of the filming.

9. Lotus Esprit (The Spy Who Loved Me)

lotus_esprit.jpgI know that this skirts the definitions (no boats, etc) I laid out in the beginning, but this is such a cool car I had to include it. The Esprit is in my opinion one of the truly classic sportscars from the ’70’s, but Bonds version is of course not just a car – it’s also a submarine! My personal opinion is that this car is the only reason to watch an otherwise rather forgettable Bond-movie. Keep in mind though that it’s just my personal opinion, so all you James Bond-fans don’t have to flame me all at once! :)

Lotus is these days one of the few car-makers who have managed to avoid being swallowed by one of the multinational conglomerates and thereby stay independent. Even Jaguar and Aston-Martin got swallowed by the corporations. Jaguar is as far as I know still owned by Ford, Bentley is owned by VW and Rolls-Royce by BMW!

According to what I’ve managed to find there were three vehicles used to film the famous going-into-the-water-scene. The first one was an Esprit that had been modified to allow it to drive into the water without damaging the driver or the car. This vehicle was used for the scenes showing the car going into our out of the water. The second was built to show the transformation from car to submarine and served no other purpose than as a special-effect. The third was a small submarine by the name of Margie Dixon who had undergone surgery to look like the Esprit in submarine-version. The car was nicknamed “Wet Nellie” by the filmmakers, in a reference to the autogyro that Bond received from Q in “You Only Live Twice“.

There was also a completely normal Esprit used for road-scenes, which Roger Moore would drive between takes.

8. Ford Crown Victoria (Men In Black)

meninblack_ford.jpgI found the first movie about the Men In Black very enjoyable. Contrasting to many other I found the sequel equally and even more enjoyable, I felt that it kept what “worked” and discarded everything else. Tommy Lee Jones is wonderful as the terse and laconic agent working for a organization monitoring and policing legal aliens on planet earth.

At one part in the film Jay (Will Smith) makes wise-cracks about how MiB has access to all the advanced technology from around the galaxy yet insists on cruising around in a “Ford P.O.S” (P.O.S. of course being in reference to the slang-term “piece of shit”). These jokes take an abrupt end when Jay is instructed to press the little red button, and the otherwise ordinary and mundane Ford transforms into a rocket-powered monster surging through the city at the speed of sound while Kay listens to old Elvis-songs.

Memorable quote:

Jay: You do know that Elvis is dead?
Kay: No, he’s not. He just went home.

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7. Eleanor (Gone in 60 Seconds)

eleanor.jpg“Eleanor” is the nickname of the heavily modified 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 who is one of the cars in the remake of Gone In 60 Seconds from 2000. In the original movie from 1974 she was a Ford Mustang Mach1 Coupe, but I always like the remake-version much better.

The movie was a fairly big success among the fans, even though it proved to be a disappointment financially. Eleanor managed to become both a cult-car as well as a big celebrity. The demand for Eleanor-mustangs after the film was released was enormous, and this was made even worse that the car only existed on the movie-screen. Several Shelby GT500’s were custom-built for the movie, and all of them were destroyed when filming ended to prevent unauthorized sales of the cars.

Unique Performance realized the potential and developed a system where they bought old Mustangs and converted them to Eleanor-replicas. You can call them up and order one, provided you’re loaded with cash and have a lot of patience – each replica is hand-built to order. The price of a replica is unknown, but as the saying goes – if you have to ask what it costs you probably can’t afford it.

6. Bluesmobile (Blues Brothers)

the_bluesmobile.jpgIt should be pointed out that the movie establishes that this car isn’t really the actual bluesmobile. Elwood traded it away for a microphone before the timeline of the movie, and according to the movie it apparently was a black Cadillac of unknown year or model.

But for every other fan of this movie this is the real deal, and the only Bluesmobile to ever exist.

According to what I’ve managed to dig up a grand total of 14 (!) black-and-white Dodge Monaco ’74s were used. This was needed since the movie had several spectacular stunts and each vehicle had to be built for a certain purpose. Vehicles that went fast, vehicles that could jump high – all were needed. In fact, one of the cars was built only to literally fall to pieces when so required!

Blues Brothers held the record for number of cars smashed in one movie for several years. It wasn’t until it’s own (somewhat less excellent) sequel was released that this record was broken. The main reason behind the over-the-top car-chases was partly based on the attempt to create really outrages chases, but also in order to lampoon earlier movies such as Bullitt or The French Connection.

Apart from the stunts this the movie is extremely entertaining thanks to the numerous musical numbers and cameos from famous musicians.

5. ECTO-1 (Ghostbusters)

180px-ectomobile.jpgECTO-1 is the car that Ghostbusters cruised around in. It served as the company car for their business providing service of the same name. Occasionally referred to as the “Ectomobile”, although I’ve always felt that the correct name is ECTO-1, just as the license-plate says. The name is a derivative of the substance left behind by supernatural beings – ectoplasm.

The actual vehicle is a Cadillac Miller-Meteor with a loading dock in the rear. It’s a 1959 year, and this type of car mostly serviced as either ambulances or hearses. In the movie it’s bought by Ray Stanz for the ludicrous amount of US$4800 – completely absurd considering this would be about US$10.000 for a car that barely runs under it’s own power.180px-ecto-1.jpg

But after some heavy modification it became an 80’s icon. Almost anyone who lived during that decade remembers the Ghost Busters and their white car with the funky equipment.

Currently there’s a Ecto-1 replica for sale, asking price is around US$150.000. This is not the original car, but a replica built by renown car-customizer George Barris. Barris is among others the man who built the original Batmobile, used in the campy series from the 60’s, and he’s also well-known for falsely claiming to be involved in building and designing the original Ecto-1.

Trivia: Ecto-1 was originally supposed to be jet-black, but since a majority of scenes take place at night this meant the car would be almost invisible. The crew instead chose to go with the white paintjob and the red wings.

4. Batmobile (Batman, 1989)

180px-24bat89.jpgThe first time I saw Tim Burtons take on Batman I was 11 years old and watched it in the local grindhouse. Almost immediately it became one of my most loved movies ever, and the Batmobile presented in the movie was a major contributor to this fact. Previously I had only seen the Batmobile in the cheezy 60’s series, and even though that vehicle had a certain charm it couldn’t compare to the roaring beast in Tim Burtons interpretation.

No, this was a radically different kind of car. It was long, dark and voice-controlled. The looks combined the sleek elegance of sportscars from the 30’s with a jet-black exterior and extreme performance. Just like the Gotham City presented in the film it was dark, powerful and dangerous.
batmobile2.jpgVarious rumours insist that every single gadget on the car was fully functional – this included the extremely powerful gas turbine powering the vehicle. According to this rumour the gas turbine consumed fuel at such a rate that the car could only be driven for about 15 seconds. Personally I’m very skeptical to the validity of these rumours, but it would’ve been neat if it was true.

A few years ago I read an article about some guy in Stockholm who was building his own exact replica of this Batmobile. He constructed it on a custom chassis with a Chrysler V8 for power and some kind of rocket-engine for looks. This vehicle was of course completely road-illegal but apparently it never stopped this guy from occasional night-time cruises around the city preventing crime.

When watching the movies it seems as if the Batmobile is more like driving a boat than a car since it has a gas-throttle instead of a shifter. The car also makes an appearance in the sequel from 1991, where it’s nefariously sabotaged by The Penguin.

Unfortunately the Batmobile descended into a swamp of silliness when Joel Schumacher took over the helm. At least until…

3. The Tumbler (Batman Begins)

180px-batmanbeginstumbler.jpgYup, that’s right! Until Chris Nolan took over and re-invented the franchise. The Batmobile is the only car to nab two spots on this list, and this is solely thanks to it existing in so many different incarnations.

The vehicle presented to us in Batman Begins is more inspired by the vehicle driven by Batman in the “Dark Knight Returns” comics by Frank Miller. In that comic the “Batmobile” is more of an ironic and darkly humorous description for a huge tank. Rather than wheels it’s equipped with gigantic caterpillar tracks and easily crushes everything in it’s path.

So, it was obvious to most Batman-fans that was the catalyst for the re-invented Batmobile. In this movie the Batmobile is the result of a secret project conducted by Wayne Enterprises prior to Bruce Wayne becoming Batman. It was designed as a bridging vehicle, to jump across rivers and quickly erect bridges. They never got the bridge-part to work, but the Tumbler worked just fine. Bruce Wayne acquires the vehicle and presto! The new Batmobile is ready – even though it’s never referred to as such in the movie.

the_tumbler.jpgChris Nolan was very specific about how he wanted to shoot the vehicle. He wouldn’t accept any CGI since he felt it wouldn’t look authentic, and thus a total of six cars was built for the various stunts. Two of them were full-scale and completely drivable, these were used for the road-scenes. The other four were built in smaller scales to shoot the jumps and roof-top chases.

Memorable dialogue:

Radio dispatcher: “What street is he taking?”
Cop in cruiser: “He’s not on a street, he’s flying on rooftops!”

Confused cop in patrol-car to dispatcher: “Could you just tell me what it looks like?”
(Tumbler roars past)
Cop: “Uh, never mind!”

2. Pursuit Special (Mad Max)

285px-pursuitspcl2.jpgIn 1979 a young Mel Gibson made his debut on movie-screens across the globe in what would become a cult-movie. That movie was Mad Max and painted a dystopian vision of an Australia in a not-too-distant future where the bad guys outnumbered the heroic cops. Mel Gibson portrayed Max, the terse and somewhat bitter cop who makes himself an enemy of a motorcycle gang, and loses not only his family but also most of his soul and purpose in life as a result.

Mad Max and especially it’s two sequels are well-known for two things – amazing car-chases and outrageous stunts. Even if the first sequel (The Road Warrior) introduced a slightly deeper western-derived story the car-chases were always the main attraction for viewers. Right in the middle was Max and his legendary vehicle: the black Pursuit Special.

The Pursuit Special (or as it’s sometimes called: “the last of the V8 Interceptors”) started it’s life as a fairly ordinary australian musclecar from the early 70’s. It’s a Ford Falcon XB GT Coupe, but it wasn’t until it got transformed into the Pursuit Special that it began it’s life in fame. Several modifications were made to the car, and during filming of The Road Warrior it was extensively modified as well, with among other things huge gas-tanks to fit into the fuel-starved australian desert where the movie takes place. Several of the modifications were however completely estetic and served no other purpose than looking badass. The huge supercharger sticking out of the hood is the most visual example of this, since it was completely non-functional.

The Mad Max-trilogy set most of the standard for many movies taking place in a post-apocalyptic future. Practically every movie in this genre since then has emulated some aspect of Mad Max or it’s sequels. The most obvious is Kevin Costers watery epic “Waterworld” which by many (including me) is essentially The Road Warrior but on water rather than in the desert. Unfortunately it also lacks everything that made the Mad Max-trilogy so awesome.

Pursuit Special served in two movies. Originally sold after the first movie wrapped it was re-acquired and showed up in the first sequel. The second sequel has no Pursuit Special in it, unfortunately. After that the car survived various tours among private collectors and then ended up in the Cars of the Stars-museum in the UK, where it can be seen together with among others the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard.

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1. DeLorean DMC-12 (Back to the Future-trilogy)

delorean_timemachine.jpgThat’s right! Doc Browns car from the Back To The Future-movies is without a doubt the coolest movie-car ever! This is not the first time that car receives that accolade, various other polls and such around the net concurs with my opinion. Personally I cannot think of a car that beats this one – not only does it look amazing but it also travels through time as well!

In the movies the time-machine is based on a DeLorean DMC-12 from 1981. When BTTF was in pre-production the original plan was that Doc Brown built his time-machine into a refrigerator! This was scrapped when the producers got worried that kids might try to mimic this, climb into their fridges and then get locked inside. The obvious replacement was a car of some kind.

Like Doc Brown himself also points out:

“The way I see it if you’re gonna build a time-machine, why not do it with some style!?”

Also, again according to Doc Brown, the cars stainless steel-body was advantageous for the flux dispersal. That’s always nice.

delorean_flying.jpgThe choice of the Delorean was also influenced by the movies plot combined with how the Delorean looked. The producers felt that if a Delorean went back to the ’50s the futuristic styling of the car would make it look like a spaceship, and this added to the anachronistic tone of the film. The numbers for how many cars were used varies depending on source, but according to the comments track on the DVD’s a total of four were used. Three of them were built and used during filming, of which one got smashed in front of the freight-train. A fourth got chopped open to allow filming inside of the vehicle.

In the three films the time-machine goes through several changes. At the end of the first film it’s undergone hover-conversion and equipped with a fusion-reactor since providing plutonium for each trip proved to be a giant headache. In the second film it got stolen and used to alter the timeline, and in the beginning of the third film it was discovered in an abandoned mine after having rested there for more than 70 years. It also got struck by lightning several times, as well as being chased by both indians as well as the cavalry.

The sad fate of the time-machine was however to be smashed by a freight-train, but before that happened it gave us three wonderful movies filled with paradoxes, time-travelling, comedy and plenty of insanity.

delorean_landing.jpgDespite it’s own coolness the DMC-12 was never very successful as an automobile. It was heavily plagued by several engineering errors and planning mistakes. In the movie Marty bumps his head repeatedly on the gullwing doors, something that also was common for real-life owners. Add to this that the car was equipped with a badly under-performing engine which in the US version didn’t exceed more than 130 BHP. It was a common problem as well that the heavy doors (filled with stereo-components, electronics and airconditing equipment) would lock it’s owner out of the car due to the pistons holding up the doors being under-engineered. Another common occurrence was the draining of the cars battery if said doors were left open too long; this was due to the decision to use halogen-lights for doorlighting, and the thirsty bulbs would quickly drain the battery giving the driver a nasty surprise.

Trivia: The original script used a test-demolition of a nuclear bomb as the means by which Marty manages to get the 1.21 gigawatt required to activate the flux-capacitor. The Delorean would drive into the explosion, and this would charge the circuits and send Marty back to 1985. Steven Spielberg and the other producers felt however it would be unreasonably expensive to film, as well as difficult to produce convincingly as a special effect. Instead the producers opted for the lighting-strike.

aliens_apc.jpgContender that just didn’t make the cut: the APC from Aliens. That was also a really nifty car – the neatest feature probably was that it was bigger inside than outside!

There, that summarizes my top-ten list of the most amazing movie-cars ever. The overwhelming deduction one can make from this list is that most of the really cool movie-cars appear in films from the 80’s.

Disclaimer: This list is almost exclusively based on my own personal opinions. I’ve tried to research the facts presented here to the best of my ability, but any errors or omissions is my own fault. Most of the facts come from my own personal trivia-center inside my head, and I’ve tried to confirm them as best as possible. Others come from around the net, but apart from chasing down the producers of each film and asking obscure questions this is most likely as good as it’ll get.

(This is a repost of an old entry from before the reboot of this blog.)

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