Streaming Movies

I wrote a similar post in this blog before I rebooted it some two years ago, but it seems to have gotten lost in the confusion. Either way this is still a good topic and needs to be reiterated.

A while back everyone was gaga over Spotify. In case you haven’t heard about it, it’s a service where you can subscribe to an account and then they stream music to your computer. It’s quite simple, and even though I am critical of it for various reasons it was lauded as a solution to piracy and for most people it provides a perfectly decent experience.

However, as of writing this, there is still no decent similar solution for us movieholics. We’re still mostly banished to the (in my eyes) quaint practice of buying plastic discs or downloading or movies from the Pirate Bay. The practice of buying plastic discs has in my eyes become extremely old-fashioned, and the concept of going to a movie-store to RENT said plastic discs is to me virtually a medieval practice. Downloading them illegally isn’t a particularly appetizing prospect either, but at least it’s somewhat progressive and with the technological times.

See, the thing is – piracy has EVERYTHING that I feel a streaming on-demand video service should have. The problem with downloading a movie off of TPB is that you have to be really clued-in to understand what quality your download holds, as well as being somewhat literate in the technology.

If there was a decent streaming on-demand service that fulfilled my expectations I would subscribe to it in a heartbeat. Unfortunately there isn’t, and probably never will be since that would require abandoning many of the cornerstones embedded in the mentality of the average VP for the movie-maffia.

So what would be required?

1. No DRM or being chained-down. I’m sorry, but there simply is no wiggle-room here. Every time I see some new service pop up, this is the cardinal sin they always perform. I want to be able to stream my movies to any device, any time. Services expect me to use a certain operating system, a certain webbrowser, certain combinations of this-and-that and frankly, it’s horseshit. I rarely use Windows, and I don’t want to be tied to Windows, Internet Explorer and shit like that. I want to watch the movie on my Linux-desktop, or my laptop, or my HTPC (running Linux) or on whatever device I may have in the future.

2. This kinda ties together with the above, but it HAS to work on any device. My desktop computer, my laptop, my mediaplayer. Whatever. If you expect me to be tied down to my desktop computer, or shuffling around plugging a computer into my TV or whatever, then you will be left in the dust.

4. Again, this kinda ties in with #1 above. It needs to work on any operating system and software combination. Windows, MacOS, Linux, etc. If you limit me to one certain combination, then you’re history.

5. The quality has to be the same or similar to the best non-streaming (i.e. disc) format available through traditional channels. If the movie is available on Bluray, then the quality on-demand should be the same or visually impossible to distinguish. No extremely compressed crap Flash movies. This also goes for audio. DTS or Dolby Digital with at least 5.1 sound for movies that have been mastered with it. No stereo, no Dolby Pro Logic. Only if the movie doesn’t have a multitrack soundtrack is stereo or similar acceptable.

6. The same day a movie is released on DVD/Bluray it is available for streaming on-demand. None of this staggering releases bullshit, keeping movies intentionally away from on-demand services to not cut into disc-sales. If it’s in the shop, it should be on-line. No exceptions.

7. Anything and everything that is available on DVD/Bluray needs to be available or at the very least you should plan to be able to provide it. “Thousands of movies” might sound impressive but if 99% of those movies are either extremely obscure or in the public domain because they’re 70 years or older then you’ll fail again.

8. Decently priced. I will not pay for your hookers, limos and cocaine. I don’t mind paying a reasonable price for it if you manage to fulfill my requirements, but if you don’t – then don’t expect me to pay out of my nose for it.

Will any service that fulfills my wishes ever appear? I seriously doubt it. The industry behind filmed entertainment is way too narrowminded, greedy and unprogressive and seem happy to make enemies out of their potential customers instead, so I doubt anything like this will ever appear.

Why? Why? WHY?

Pardon my french, but WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with people? Yesterday some 80+ young people lost their lives because of a deranged madman. What was the purpose of it? Nothing. It was just a pointless act of violence.

The world is filled with violence and it saddens me. Mans inhumanity to man is becoming even more legendary. We happily maim, butcher, destroy and kill each other over more or less trivial or stupid reasons. There are two things high up on the list of stupid reasons why we destroy each other: money and religion. Pretty much any other reason you can find will have roots in either or both of those things.

Religion is the most glaring thing we should’ve ditched long ago. Religion serves no purpose, it never has. Let me spell it out for you: it’s a heritage from something ancient kings invented to control the stupid masses. We don’t need religion, we don’t need some god telling us what to do. I’m tired of religion. I’m tired of religious zealots telling me all kinds of stupid horseshit that I know is wrong, yet expecting me to believe it as if it was real. No, there is no god. No, there is no magic. There is no invisible man in the sky. We don’t need a “god” to tell us what is right or wrong, we know it in our hearts because we’re blessed with this little thing called intelligence. Religion and gods are the product of scared people living in caves and being unable to explain the world around them to themselves. Those people needed theses things to make sense of the world.

We don’t need it. Please, move along. Leave this nonsense behind.

This is just me ventilating. There is no purpose to this post other than me letting off steam. If you’re religious and take offense at what I’m writing, then that’s your damn problem. I’m tired of intolerant people expecting me to be tolerant of them. I’m tired of stupid people expecting me to lower my intelligence to fit their ceiling. From this day on, if you’re an intolerant, ignorant, narrow-minded, bigoted asshole then you will receive one phrase from me: Well, fuck you then.

More than 80 people died yesterday. I shudder when I think about how various fuckwits around scandinavia will try to use this horrible incident to server their selfish, xenophobic, backwards purposes. How they will pervert this awful event into something even more nasty.

I belive in other intelligent species outside of our own earth. I’m convinced we’ve been visited by these creatures, and I’m equally certain that they have observed us in the past. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if we’re quietly being observed RIGHT THIS MINUTE by them. Observing us, trying to determine if we’ve evolved even the slightest bit, and if we show even basic civility to others. And I wonder what they think when they see the hundreds of years of torment we cause each other over nonsensical issues we should’ve left behind long ago. I wonder how harshly we’re judged when they see things like the crusades, the spanish inquisition, two world wars, hundreds of tiny wars caused by (in the big picture) completely inane reasons. I wonder what they think about us, when they see a lone person chaotically destroying and killing others of his own kind.

I wish I could say to them, please, don’t judge us too harshly. There’s good inside us too, and that’s where I put my own faith, that’s where I put my own stock. That’s what I believe in. Not in some cold and distant god, but in the goodness within ourselves.

Movie Review: Trollhunter (Trolljegeren)

It’s quite rare these days that a movie manages to completely suck me in and forget that I’m watching something fictional. I am too aware of the craft of filmmaking, and all too often I spend a lot of time inside my head wondering about how a movie was made. That innocent and almost child-like suspension of disbelief is a very rare thing as an adult when watching films.

But every now and again some movie comes up and completely sucks me in. It makes me forget about the craft of filmmaking and instead manages to make me believe something unbelievable. It manages to take me away from wondering how a certain special effect was created, and instead makes me believe it’s all real.

“Trolljegeren” (or as it was called in english: Trollhunter) is one of those rare instances where I end up sitting on the edge of my seat in anticipation.

The movie is presented as a documentary. It’s done in the currently quite fashionable “found footage” faux-documentary style that started off with The Blair Witch Project and that other movies such as Cloverfield have successfully leveraged. The difference though is that with this low-key Norwegian film you wonder afterwards how much of it is real and how much is movie magic.

The plot in short is that three students at a university in Norway are making a student-film about a supposed bear-poacher. They stumble upon the man in question and it turns out that he’s not a bear-poacher – instead he works for a secret Norwegian government-agency whose mission it is to keep the existence of Trolls away from public knowledge. The trollhunter in question is seemingly somewhat bitter about the low status of his work, and invites the young camera crew to accompany him and document his work in the hopes that his employers might rethink how they treat him when his work is exposed on national television. This sets off a series of events, and the viewer learns about the truth behind the Norwegian governments handling of the Troll-situation…

This movie is utterly brilliant. It’s rough, it’s amateurish, and it’s absolutely beautiful in every way possible. If you liked Cloverfield or any of the other “found footage” type films that have surfaced you will love this one. Afterwards you’re not quite sure if you were watching a fictional piece of entertainment, or if these creatures actually exist. The film explains several of the myths behind trolls with completely plausible and understandable reasoning, and it all makes perfect sense.

It’s a must-see for anyone who wants to get away and see something fresh and exciting. This movie is a breath of fresh air. Don’t miss it.

The only thing that bothers me is that Hollywood is working on a remake, and that remake will suck all the life and originality out of the concept and turn it into yet another plastic entertainer.

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Microsoft Is A Bully

Yeah, this isn’t a whole lot of news to us who’ve been around in the computing business for some time. Microsoft is incredibly quick to act like a big bully, basically saying “gimme your lunch, or else…” and never really specifying what “else” entails. Sadly though, a lot of weak-willed companies cave in under this bullying, despite Microsoft having no legal (or ethical, for that matter) right to do what they do.

The latest round in Microsoft-bullying are the patents they claim to have that infringes on among other things Linux. Of course, they haven’t given even the slightest hint as to what these patents mights be, and if you ask me they’re non-existant. However, by threatening legal actions they’ve managed to get various companies to sign agreements to not make Microsoft too angry. Or else….

Yeah, that “or else” is Microsoft threatening with these supposed patents.

COME ON PEOPLE, THIS IS ABSURD.

Imagine that you were out taking a walk. Up comes some asshole, saying he knows certain things about you and unless you pay him a large amount of money each money he will squeal these secrets to your mom or your significant other, or whatever. When asked what these things are, he refuses to tell you but assures you it will destroy your life as you know it. Unless you pay him off, regularly and without question.

What would you do? Of course you would tell him to go fuck himself. Only you know all the secrets to your life, and you probably have a pretty good idea about who knows what. So having some random jackass showing up and claiming this bullshit would of course only make you invite him to go die in a fire. Since he also refuses to elaborate on what he knows, it just further proves he’s full of crap anyways. So you tell him to crawl up his own ass and go merrily along living your life.

But for some completely inexplicable reason this doesn’t happen in the software world when Microsoft does the same thing. Why do companies cave in to Microsofts bullshit? It just baffles me.

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A Possible Event

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

That’s a quote by Arthur C. Clarke, one of the most well-respected scifi-authors in the history of the human existence. And you know what, he’s right. Humans today rarely understand much about the magical items we use every day. Computers, cellphones, LCD-televisions and so forth.

Occasionally I end up in discussions with other people about alien technology. You know, the scifi-type of technology. Flying saucers, mindrays, etc. That’s when I whip out the quote above and remind them that if we would travel back in time just a hundred years, and start explaining cellphones, the internet, satellites, the GPS-system to someone back in 1911 they would probably be convinced we were talking about magical items. The same thing goes for alien technology. If aliens showed up here one day, their technology would be amazing, but it would simply be more advanced than ours.

With this in mind, there’s a hypothetical future event that now and again catches my imagination. It’s been labeled as a “technological singularity” and most people believe it will take place sometime in the early to mid twenty-first century. Which is essentially right around the corner.

The singularity will actually be a number of different things taking place at roughly the same time. The primary event will be the development of machine intelligence that match or exceed our own intelligence. Personally I don’t like the term “artificial intelligence” and prefer to label it as machine intelligence instead, but it’s the same thing. One day we will develop machines that can think for real – not just the crude simulations of thought that we can produce today. Machines that can reason, that can wonder, machines that like us will have the capacity for genuine thought. Other parts of the singularity will be advanced technologies such as nanotechnology, workable quantum physics and biotech so advanced that the line between human and machine start to blur.

The mind has trouble even thinking about these things, and the singularity will so profoundly change our society and ourselves that it will be impossible for us to predict the future beyond that point. We simply don’t have the comprehension for it.

For me personally, the big question is whether we will benefit from the singularity, or if humans will self-destruct through it. Often I worry about our society claiming to be so evolved and civilized, yet we still fight meaningless wars over imagined resources rather than share them equally, and we still insist on being hindered by obsolete institutions such as religion and bureaucracy. I mean, we still insist on using money, and our countries and societies still use the same models of politics and economy that were created hundreds of years ago, only much more refined and detailed – but still as primitive.

For the singularity to work to our benefit, we need to lay aside much of the childish squabbles that humans still cling to. We need to stop worrying about money, remove the concept of money and profit, and instead share resources equally and for the benefit of all. The concept of money limits us, because large corporations who have invested resources in certain things (car-companies depending on oil, for example) will resist any change to that, and for the singularity to benefit we would have to leave all that behind.

Otherwise, it might be our undoing.

I hope that the singularity instead becomes our salvation. A way out from all this noise, all this violence and hate. I hope that we can lay off the yoke of religion, politics and borders to become something better. To use technology to free us and take us into a better future, to make ourselves better. I hope I live to see that day, when machine intelligence rises up as our equal, that day when we can cure any disease and any damage instantly and when we can travel anywhere faster than the speed of thought.

Useless And Redundant Information

About fifteen years ago –when actual connections to the Internet started appearing in peoples homes– some theories were put forth as to the “dangers” of this. One of these theories were the concept of information overload. Back then we used dial-up modems running at quite low speeds compared to broadband now, and the web/internet was a bit more primitive and less hard-edged. Things like Google, Facebook and Wikipedia were at best some distant vague fantasies.

Today all this is a reality, and information overload is becoming a reality. I’m fascinated at the amount of useless and redundant information that is created, both by automatic systems and humans themselves.

For example, all of these goddamn notifications that gets emailed to me whenever something happens somewhere. Someone likes something I put on Facebook, bam – notification through email. More fluff to fill my inbox. Why is this necessary, and why does it have to happen instantly? I always liked email because you DIDN’T have to reply immediately, but this has been perverted now – since email takes virtually no time at all to arrive, people expect you to answer it instantaneously as well. Emails fly back and forth, and everything is bogged down in these useless and redundant emails informing me of how someone did this, something happened, someone did that, someone said this and so on.

GODDAMMIT. I will find this out the next time I visit Facebook or Youtube or whatever. Okay? Until then, could we please stop cluttering up the “information superhighway” (oh god what a hilarious phrase that is now) with this useless information? It does nothing except stress me up.

Some Further Thoughts On Unity

So, a while back I upgraded my Ubuntu installation to the current 11.04, codename Natty Narwhal. This also meant upgrading the desktop away from my beloved Gnome 2.x to the new choice that Ubuntu introduced with some controversy – Unity. It’s mostly based on GTK but has a lot of differences.

It has yet to blow me away, although I’ve gotten somewhat used to it. The main problems with Unity if you ask me is that it’s fairly unstable and removes a lot of usability that I was used to in proper Gnome. I’m not quite certain why Unity is a good choice on a proper desktop – I can see some advantages on a netbook but as a proper desktop environment it has a long way to go.

Primarily I find it annoying because it interferes with how I use my computer. It’s quite obvious that Mark (Shuttleworth, founder of Canonical and leader of the Ubuntu-project) really likes MacOS X, and Unity takes a lot of inspiration from MacOS X. My biggest niggle is that it dumbs things down unnecessarily, and removes and confuses a lot of things.

Such as the Unity-launcher. I don’t know if it wants to be a dock or a menu or whatever. There is no way of customizing it, it tends to get in the way a lot, and even though it autohides it still feels very clumsy and not particularly though-through. Adding items to it is confusing since there’s no integration with most of the rest of the OS. You can’t just drag anything on there. Using Nautilus to manage files has become a pain since the launcher only shows one icon for each application, which has multiplied the amount of clicking and dragging before finding the proper Nautilus-window. I usually have about five-six windows of Nautilus, handling files. Previously this was easy since each window had it’s own entry. Now, each window shares the same icon. Very annoying.

Also, there’s no way of adding quick launchers. I used to have a set of launchers back on Gnome for various often-used folders. This is no more. Now I have to open my home folder and then open a bunch of windows out of it instead of quickly and effortlessly going to my commonly used folders.

One thing I do like though is that Unity provides a somewhat decent application launcher. Previously I used Gnome Do, which was replaced by Synapse and now the Unity launcher has made Synapse obsolete. I like how I can get a similar experience simply by hitting the Super-button on my keyboard. However, it’s not nearly as powerful as it should be. For example, I can type in the name of a folder, but it only displays a few files inside that folder – not the folder itself. I want to be able to open folders quickly, and had this worked fine then my previous complaint about the launcher clustering application windows under one name would’ve been nullified.

But like I said, Unity removes a lot of functionality. For example, we now have a pseudo-Mac like menubar at the top of the screen. This mostly wastes screen real estate and is occasionally the home for application menus, again in a pseudo-Mac like fashion. I’m not a fan. Most of the time it just wastes space and currently there’s hardly anything that can be put there. Gone is the possibility to have system-meters to quickly gauge the system load and memory use, something I really liked under Gnome. A third-party weather app can be added, but it tends to disappear every so often.

And yes, there are lots of bugs. I’m one of the many people who suffer the jerky window-movements. Basically everything flies along, but whenever I try to move around a window, that movement is jerkier than Kathryn Hepburn on bad acid. This is most likely a bug in Compiz. I have and ATI/AMD graphics-card, but have read about people with Nvidia-cards who suffer it as well. Numerous other minor bugs abound, such as Compiz using a lot of CPU when it shouldn’t, various visual defects occuring when you least want them and just generally weird behavior.

Unity could be great. But from a usability as well as technological standpoint it can’t be considered more than a rough beta, and it shouldn’t have been put into production this soon. Canonical and the devs behind Unity need to put a lot of work into it, and add back functionality that was removed.

Another Furry Monster

As if I haven’t already extolled the virtues of occasionally cleaning out the dust from your computer to keep it running, here’s another example of how NOT to do it. Got this beast in. Owner complained of unstable behavior, grinding noises and general unpleasantness.

Opened it up and it was covered with thick dust inside. Capacitors had started to swell, fans were trying to plow through the dust-clogged frames. Essentially this thing was a huge firehazard waiting to happen. It had been stuck in a bedroom-corner (we asked) somewhere for most of it’s 7+ year life and finally it couldn’t breathe any longer. Complete write-off, it was essentially DOA and there wasn’t much we could do to save it. Even the harddrive sounded like it was grinding gears.

Yeah, crappy photos. My old phone got some kind of zap due to the strong sunlight that was shining in on my workspace.

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Stack O’ Processors

Another “weird shit I happen upon at work” type post. I came across these various ancient CPUs (mostly various 486s and one Cyrix and some unknown variety of Pentium MMX) stuck to a brick of some kind of foam-core material. Quite random, but it’s interesting what you find when looking for the hot-glue gun.

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I’m Not A Cowboy

I read Slashdot every day, and have done for the last decade or so. The other day they had an entry linking to an article about unscrupulous computer repairmen.

While I understand that every business has assholes who will take unfair advantage of their customers, I deeply dislike this type of article. It doesn’t matter if they’re writing about car mechanics, cops or whatever. The articles are sensationalist garbage and unworthy of a serious media outlet. Second, they stigmatize and entire profession and create distrust because of a minority who abuses it.

I’m a serious technician. I do good work, I don’t take advantage of my customers, never have and never will. Even when I do support things for my friends I tend to go above and beyond the call of duty, even when I don’t expect to get paid much (if any) for my time. In my professional capacity I have been employed by companies in the past where the bosses encouraged shady behavior, and I have fought against it because of my belief in proper ethics.

The article is garbage. Additionally, a lot of the anecdotes in it have some minor incongruities. For all we know, the anecdotes told in it might as well be completely fabricated.

Please remember: For every asshole “cowboy” lacking a sense of ethics and willing to take you for a spin, there is at least twenty serious, professional and honest technicians who will treat you fairly, not steal your data and work very hard to give you good value for your money.